I have to re-up my earlier posts on Ron DeSastrous of Florida here with a very good piece of wit from Borowitz. For my readers who haven't noticed, I have detected many flaws in the policies, wit, character, and overall intelligence of Mr. DeathSantis and you can read my thoughts here:
Now, please enjoy the Borowitz-report:
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/desantis-demands-nato-withdraw-from-disneys-its-a-small-world-ride
If you think our governor's war on Disney resembles pissing into the wind, you may be onto something.